Haha, I remember someone posting this on Catch.  And I was all, “Let them eat cake!” and feeling all clever like.

Now I’m just dull and pedantic, like Moira and Spazmo.

Hah. I am infecting you all with my pedantry. Please try to resist a little longer - I keep trying to get friends to come join but if we’ve all gone dull they’ll claim I falsely advertised shocking shenanigans and go away.

Now I’m just dull and pedantic, like Moira and Spazmo.

Ha ha ha. I told a story at lunch with the word parthenogenisis in it. You could hear crickets.

dull and pedantic, like Moira and Spazmo

and ... who else?

and ... who else?

and Moon, but he’s a sexy motherfucker in those Prada short shorts, so no one cares.

Who else?

/this is just like Slam booking in elementary school!  I hear balderdash went to second base with the girl’s soccer coach!

and ... who else?

ME, dammit! I’m the original D & P!

and it was not 2nd base, it was behind the bleachers.

ME, dammit! I’m the original D & P!

Perhaps. But I can out D & P Spazmo, MD *and* Balderdash all at the same time.

Is it just me or is this beginning to sound dirty?

nearly medical in it’s filthiness.

D & P? Dilation and Parthenogenesis??

I’m wearing Armani pants today and I have to keep telling the women “My balls on THIS side” because they keep looking at my butt. Sheesh. I feel so used.

"My balls ARE on THIS side” I can’t even see to type correctly, I’m so frazzled.

This was a stupid link, and you’re so right to call me on it. Thank you guys for seeing me through. Where’s Stubby, by the way. Moon, are you really Stubby?

The link was fine. I just hijacked the thread ‘cause I so rarely take the opportunity to do so.

I now return you to your regularly scheduled cake.

I’m any number of things, baby, but stubby is not one of them!

This was a stupid link, and you’re so right to call me on it.

that totally wasn’t what I meant to say.  It wasn’t a stupid link.  If anything, it just compounds my fear that the next four years ain’t gonna be any more different that the past eight.

And now I’ve gone and pooped my pants.  Thanks, LP.

It seems to me that President McCain was right were he was supposed to be, in his home state.

Presumptive president, and where, is what I meant.