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Friday, August 15, 2008 posted by Lady Penelope in Fat-Jerry Interwebs

Posted by Murdered Duchess
08/15 11:46 AM

cuz we’re all too busy diddling ourselves silly with those fine silicone products those factories keep churning out.



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Posted by Moon
08/15 12:35 PM

Yesterday, on BoingBoing, there was something called a prostate stimulator!

Sounds like FUN!



Posted by Murdered Duchess
08/15 12:49 PM

P-spot toys have been around for a while.  Boys, if you’ve not tried one, you don’t know what you’re missing.  Or so I’m told, and can surmise from the amount of *spurt* produced.



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Posted by Moon
08/15 01:23 PM

Geez, they are only $40. I think I’ll try one. What the heck?

Amazon probably ships it in a pink box with ANAL STIMULATOR printed on the outside, though. YIKES!



Posted by Murdered Duchess
08/15 03:32 PM

Honestly, I’ve had the best toy-shopping experience at drugstore.com.  For reals.  I mean you can’t get any kinky shit there, but for your basic vibes and dils and goops, it’s pretty good.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
08/15 03:38 PM

Me too. And you know what’s great? I’ve done it all on the company dime! Every so often we get these reward certificates that we can use at various merchants. Drugstore.com ships in a nice brown box, and nobody thinks I’m ordering anything but shampoo.



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Posted by Tapestry of Passion
08/15 04:27 PM

Me too. And you know what’s great? I’ve done it all on the company dime! Every so often we get these reward certificates that we can use at various merchants. Drugstore.com ships in a nice brown box, and nobody thinks I’m ordering anything but shampoo.

Those perk certificates are a corporate tracking ruse. They trace everything through the gift card bar code.  It’ll be brought up in your next performance review.  Good luck splainin’ the catnip and lube bulk purchases.



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Posted by Moon
08/15 06:14 PM

Rude Boy - Blue - Dual Action Prostate massager

Rude Boy - Blue - Dual Action Prostate massager by Rude Boy
Buy new: $85.99 $48.65 2 Used & new from $48.65

I can’t decide - should I go for the new or used? I just can’t decide. I just don’t know.... hmmmm…



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Posted by Lady Penelope
08/15 06:19 PM

It’ll be brought up in your next performance review.

Oh that’s going to be awkward…



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