Something like expanding TWOT into Syria, who has a recently-drafted defensive pact with Iran, maybe?

We are all going to have to install video/audio technology into our homes so that he can listen and watch us in our living rooms, to be sure we’re not plotting against the government.

And he’s going to nuke all the polar bears.

Something like expanding TWOT into Syria, who has a recently-drafted defensive pact with Iran, maybe?

Ok. Well, yeah. I was hoping for funny. Now I’m nervous.

He’ll order a missile launch to intercept Chandrayaan-1, to keep the damn Indians away from our moon.

Well I should hope so, it’s about time. Someone has to purchase all the real estate I bought a few years ago from that guy ...

I went for the expensive Sea of Tranquility property too.

All municipal water systems will be federalized to insure fresh water for all Gubmint services. Ordinary citizens will have to scratch for water much like the refugees in the African Wars (which we have been ignoring for the past 25 years).

A special tax on the Earned Income Tax Credit.

And a stiff tax on government cheese.

Everybody in NYC will be sent to Gitmo!

Nah, close Gitmo and replace it with NYC. Better potential for growth.

Pardon Ted Stevens.

Pardon Jeffrey Skilling and Andrew Fastow (of Enron fame).

Yep there’s gonna be a whole lot of pardons.