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I anyone else having trouble submitting in the new Cooler?

But it’s still really slow submitting a comment here, however I can live with slow vs not being able to comment at all.

I can comment in the old Cooler.

Okay. This cooler is closed. Go to the new cooler here.

Testing finally

Testing again.

Still testing the cooler.

Welcome back, LP. Sinner.

I’m a red-blooded American girl.

I’ll post pictures of DC when Parker lends me his camera cord. I lost mine.

So I just started reading this Black Swan book - the one about the impact of the highly improbable. Too early to tell for sure, but it’s pretty good so far.

Welcome back, LP. Sinner.

Still populated by crazy peeps, as you can probably tell.

So I am back from Baltimore, and checking to see how the cooler’s faring.

Casual Encounters is huzz city.

Yeah, but the hilarity factor is imminently higher. 

If I were actually looking for a relationship, rather than new and fucked up ways to amuse myself, I might try posting in Women Seeking Men.  But that’s a lot of work.  And I’m lazy.  And, contrary to what my constant posting on here might indicate, I have a lot of stuff coming what with home buying and moving and learning esoteric Japanese bondage practices and whatnot.  (Seriously, someone else offered such lessons.  He sounds nice.  And really gay.  I wonder how that would work.)

Lead singer of KISS. He has a show on cable, one of those reality/look at my family things.

MD: you probably want to look more at Women Seeking Men (or you know, whatever)—Casual Encounters is huzz city.

Who is Gene Simmon?

It’s an oxymoron, but Gene Simmon’s son is quite the good looker.

No, but there is an “older” gentleman who is quite intriguing.  And he’s a shrink.  How fucking hot is that?

But mostly, I’m not quite ready to become one of those Casual Encounters people.  Although one guy wrote bragging about being an MD, and I said, “Awesome, can you prescribe stuff?” He didn’t write back.

I didn’t know MD spoke Greek?

Oh wait, I read it wrong.

Any luck on the Great Carnal Geek Quest of Ought ‘7, MD. What about the virgin?

I would love to throw you around I hate my ex and I want to take out my aggression on you.  I also could use a ride to anger managment on tuesday nights

hahah, that is beautiful.

I think I mentioned that I posted an ad on CL’s casual encounters as a joke.  Please let me share with you my favorite response:

Hand cuffs and ripped clothes

I would love to throw you around I hate my ex and I want to take out my aggression on you.  I also could use a ride to anger managment on tuesday nights.

I don’t know what I love most, the complete inability to distinguish between “dominant” and “hateful sadist,” the inappropropriately early disclosure of ex issues, the poor command of punctuation and capitalization, or the second sentence, which is either hilarious or makes one want to double check the locks on the door and windows.

Hand cuffs, yes.  Ripped clothes, fuck now.  This is Marc Jacobs, bitch.

Nope, this one’s even nicer.  It wasn’t even on the market yet—the agent showed it to me first as a favor.  Hardwood floors, lots of closet space for the shoes.  The bathroom is kinda old, but the kitchen is gorgeous—granite countertops, steel appliances, big window and space for a table.  Seems sad to waste such a lovely kitchen on someone whose idea of cooking is heating a can of soup. 

When we approached the building, the real estate agent said, “This building is pet-friendly [I had emphasized how this was not negotiable].” Then he pointed up to a window, where a large orange cat was staring down at us, and said, “See, the windows are perfect for cats.” Now that, friends, is effective marketing.

Yay, MD!  Is it the place for which you posted photos here, both interior and exterior, the one where the first exterior shot looked like it was taken through petroleum-jelly-smeared glass, but the second exterior shot was clear? I liked that one.

Uh oh...should we be concerned?

Nah, fuck him.

So we went, bought fireworks ($130 worth), and tested a few out that evening. The next day we went up to the beautiful San Francisco and slacked in Golden Gate park, wandered up around Hate and Ash, giving directions to tourists, helping folks play travel scrabble, taking pictures for them and so on.

I am very proud to announce that “The Gap” have been booted from their spot on the crossway. No idea who is moving in, but it can’t be worse than the fricken gap.

It appears these days the preferred packaging method for ripped off software is McDonalds fries envelope.

dimmer would give his gratz but he took off with a friend yesterday and hasn’t been back since.

Uh oh...should we be concerned?

So anyone else working on this glorious day of our nation’s birth?  At least I get to work from home, since the office is closed.  Yay.

Yay for MD
*does the happy dance… with bacon*

dimmer would give his gratz but he took off with a friend yesterday and hasn’t been back since.

H’ray!

Peoples:

I bought an apartment today.  Super exciting!

(Well, the purchase is under agreement.  The seller’s accepted my offer and we’re hurtling forward to my becoming a bona fide adult and shit.  Hey, where are you going with my Elmo sippy cup?  What else am I supposed to drink my gin out of?!)

I’m trying to bread the wedding road trip but it’s painful in the remembering and dreary in tone. It was Not A Vacation for the ol’ GoatBoy I tell ya.

Not too worried about pee in the ocean. After all, fish fuck in it.

(Apologies to Mr Dukenfield.)

genereated=generated

I just had Fat Jerry rated on line. This is what they gave us:

image link

Rating genereated by this site.

Just don’t drift too close to bishopX, Moira, Flock or CoCo.  They pee.

I don’t ‘pee’. I baptize the masses in my holy water.

Heathen.

I thought that was last summer.

Forgive me but that story was blown out of proportion.

er sucked out of proportion.

I am floating in an ocean of ennui.

Just don’t drift too close to bishopX, Moira, Flock or CoCo.  They pee.

I am floating in an ocean of ennui.

I thought that was last summer.

bishopX ...your avatar… ‘fricks’ Is that Henry Clay Frick? Wilhem Frick? What the frick? I have no idea what the frick that means.

It’s actually ‘tricks’ as in Politicians ain’t shit but ho’s and tricks. Blame it on the colors and size.

Right now justice is being perverted in a court of law.

Sorry that was yesterday.

MD, some suggested muscial stylings for your furious fornication:

Vampyros Lesbos

Electronic Toys

The Schulmädchen Report

Swinging Mademoiselles

bishopX ...your avatar… ‘fricks’ Is that Henry Clay Frick? Wilhem Frick? What the frick? I have no idea what the frick that means.

Snow queen looking for snow man.

Wtf does that mean?  Is that slang for coke whore?

We have a winner.  Your prize is a Bratz™ Lil Miss Coke Whore Doll and make-up mirror starter kit.

Right now the truth is being obscured.

(Fat Jerry is sitting on it.)

Right now Fat Jerry is ‘Unable to receive your comment at this time’.

Right now justice is being perverted in a court of law.

Bitter with baggage seeks samewith baconfor furious fornication.

Oh thank god. The tomatoes in Hells Kitchen are crap.

Right now he’s at work and I’m in the basement.

Right now, science is building a better tomato.