I got out of synch there. I was amazed at the linking feature. Now if someone could help me write an entertaining profile . . .

dazzling, Lady P! I am sore amazed.

The picture was titled, “Fart Power.”

I caught sight of today’s fat jerry picture just as I was answering the phone. Thank god it was an old drunk on the other end of the line and my greeting sounded normal to him. I still haven’t quite caught my breath. Does anyone have any kind of explanation?

I know everyone’ll be really super excited about this, but when you click on a member name besides the comments, you are now taken to the member profile page. Fill in your profiles!

Ah well. I’m going to die.

If you notice any of the following rare but very serious side effects, stop taking ibuprofen and seek immediate medical attention: black stools, persistent stomach/abdominal pain, vomit that looks like coffee grounds, chest pain, weakness on one side of the body, sudden vision changes, slurred speech.

Which maybe that’s the same thing.

I wasn’t worried about cirrhosis so much as the giant consumption of ibuprofen I was taking for my foot.

People who have cirrhosis sometimes do not have symptoms until liver damage is extensive. Symptoms of cirrhosis and its complications may include:

Fluid buildup in the legs (edema) and the abdomen (ascites).
Fatigue.
Yellowing of the skin (jaundice).
Itching (pruritus).
Profuse nosebleeds (epistaxis).
Redness of the palms.
Small red spots and tiny lines on the skin called spider angiomas.
Bleeding from enlarged veins (varices) in the digestive tract.
Bruising easily.
Weight loss and muscle wasting.
Abdominal pain.
Frequent infections.
Confusion.

From webmd.com

That would have probably been better as:

Is Hannibal Lecter your doctor?

No force-feeding, but I’ve been given a prescription that’s bad for one’s liver, and I’m wondering if my liver’s game. I’ve always figured I put my liver through the paces. I have to decide whether to follow through or not, or to just get on with my bad self.

You start seeing Hannibal Lecter everywhere you go.

I’ve always been sort of yellow, but that’s more genetic.

Has somebody been force feeding you grain?

/If so, I would start to worry..

A strange craving for onions.

Jaundice.

Just out of curiosity, how do I know if something’s wrong with my liver?

That’s cool.  Like I said, there’ll be a real, grown up version in a monthish.

I hate all the baby Radioheads so much I’m starting to hate Radiohead (I call it the Rage Against The Machine effect) but reimagine those priveleged Oxford swats as misbooked guest artists on a mid-70s Hee Haw episode and I can’t get enough of it allasudden.

Hey GB, I added it to my library, I hope that it is okay with you.  I have a very wide assortment of many music styles, and I found your song to fits in with the group of songs I listen to while relaxing, include the various Dr. Who themes and some early 70’s Fleetwood Mac, and something I found on the web called Vast.  So it will be in good company.

Midfielder, too.  She can really...clear that ball.

But whathell, put it up if you feel like it.  My electric on this song was the only thing we recorded in that oven of a church that wasn’t drums.

I’m torn.  It’s really rough and we’ll have something more actual-recordy in a month or so.

Firstborn plays soccer.  Wear your cup.

Fatso could make that song of the week, if you’d like. For a fiver and five minutes alone with your first born.

Thanks.  I think there’s a better take of Bob’s lead but you get the idea.

Sounds good, GB. Doesn’t sound Chipmunky at all. Good song.

It’s in WMA, let me know if it’s ass and I’ll go find my old file converter program and get it to mp3.

Sunnyvale, The Bends (rough mix)

But emailing songs doesn’t often work, I should warn you, as much of the time the email accounts reject things that are too large.

Hmmm. I want to hear this. We’ll have to get creative somehow. You either need to find a way to send it to me, or find a place to host it, b/c uploading it via the option on the submit page won’t work for a file that’s too large.

Pitched up on my computer.  If we come off chipmunky it’s not representative of intended final product.

That’s the best! 

I’m ripping the rough mix and thought to share The Bends, which is already promising without bass and in a barely-mixed format.  What the preference these parts for audio hosting?

And best of all, it worked, so afterwards, she thanked me.

God, why does that turn me on?

I slapped my friend across the face this weekend. Hard too. She turned all red on one side and her cheek got flushed. I’d been wanting to do taht for ages, and the situation presented itself when after 30 minutes and two pints of beer and two pints of water consumed upside down she still hadn’t cured herself of the hiccups. “I think I need to be really, really surprised,” she suggested.

God that felt great.

or worse yet are there times when you’re getting drunk and you just really want your armpits to smell like a new Pamper?

If they supplied Pampers, you wouldn’t go in there that much.

or worse yet are there times when you’re getting drunk and you just really want your armpits to smell like a new Pamper?

Always.

Still don’t know what’s wrong with my stomach, but I’ve solved the rash issue! (Nothing bad, freaky or contagious, just typical me, sensitive skin, allergies, etc.)

As for the stomach, it’s probably just nerves. As long as its not connected to the rash, I’m not so concerned.

Walgreens is our premier service drug store, believe it or not. I like the CVS okay too. Duane Reade is nothing short of shocking in its ineptitude.

or worse yet are there times when you’re getting drunk and you just really want your armpits to smell like a new Pamper?

I was in a bar the other night, and the bathroom had the strangest assortment of complimentary toiletry items on the counter. There was a can of Baby Fresh Scent Secret Aerosol Deodorant in a basket with tampons and individually wrapped disposable dental floss holders. Is this in response to consumer demand do you think?
“Well I really like the band, and your beer selection is pretty good, but last time I was in there I wanted to floss, and had to bring my own. Can you look into it for me?”

It’s starting to cloud up. Maybe will rain and cool down some.
Grass need a drink, bad.

Rite Aid rules GR.
Lots of Walgreens and Meijers too.

Wow.
Down here in the armpit of the U.S, we are having a lovely day. The drought finally broke this weekend, and its overcast, breezy and 87 degrees.