Sorry, I put all those sentences the wrong way round.

Well you should be sorry, twisting my brain around trying to figure out what you were trying to get across with that twisted up tripe.  Well, I never!

(Just kidding.)

Sorry, I put all those sentences the wrong way round.  Should have been -

1.  Kiwi dictionary.
2.  Spack =
3.  Wobbly
4.  Definition of wobbly
5.  talk like a ...

Jeez.

In the Kiwi dictionary I couldn’t find the definition of spack so I’ll give you this one instead:

wobbly (pack a wobbly): become angry, get snotty

Spack = dumb, not cool.

I tell you, I can pack quite the wobbly if you piss me off and quite frankly I’ll have your guts for garters if you do.

talk like a true blue kiwi

Jeez I love Ugly Betty.  I don’t know if that makes me spack, I don’t really care.

I’ve got a hideous cold.  And we’re really busy at school with about half a million Tahitians and 13,000 Saudis.  Maybe a SLIGHT exaggeration seeing as we only take 70 students in total, but it feels like we’ve got 200,000 Tahitians in the building and they never.stop.making.noise.

Our thing this season is that the students have to put on a variety show.  It’s gonna be hell fun.

Bitter with baggage seeks same for furious fornication.

Just make sure you are protected.
(Carefully read the disclaimer on the package.)

I might have one in an old eMail, but I’d need to check if it was OK to post.

Please do. Or just email it to me.

For serious, these Casual Encounters posts are hilarious. 

Snow queen looking for snow man.

Wtf does that mean?  Is that slang for coke whore?  Very pale, very fat person?  Button eyes and carrot nose?

That’s remarkably close to the ad I tested for L.P.—so by now your mailbox should be totally full. Which takes care of one box at least…

I killed the coolah! 

*does heathen victory dance*

Word, I am so going to post that and see what happens.

Bitter with baggage seeks same for furious fornication.  Please have a gyrating penis with a vibrating rabbit-shaped appendage directly above.  Familiarity with the complete works of Ingmar Bergman a plus but not required.

Oh wow, it’s taking even longer to post things to the cooler now. I didn’t touch nothin’!

how successful was it? Do you have a copy of the finished ad?

I might have one in an old eMail, but I’d need to check if it was OK to post. But within an hour “we” had around three dozen replies, about 1/3 of whom were just adulterers who clearly replied to every damn ad, 1/3 had read the ad but were creepy in other ways, and around 1/3 actually seemed like (bearing in mind what you can tell from an eMail) reasonably nice, decent guys and a few didn’t look like Dennis Hopper either.

Just put the lotion on your skin and do as you’re told, LP, help is on the way!

/sorry

Right now he’s at work and I’m in the basement,

Uh oh.  Should we be alerting the authorities?

Indeed. Let us know, MD, and we’ll help you out.

Dimmer, how successful was it? Do you have a copy of the finished ad?

Nah, and this guy deleted his ad.  Sadness.

Hey, if you need help writing up your craigslist ad just let me know: the trial balloon carried out for Lady P. was rather disgustingly successful.

So is geek guy out (of the picture?) now?

Because bands must always look serious and concerned about their “Art”

Oh god lets not get back on the “Bands who looked stupid” thread…

Too late…

That boy’s not right.

Well for fun, here is a picture of somebody:

image link

And if you think it’s annoying for you, it’s doubly annoying for us, b/c opening links in the control panel takes as long as posting comments in the cooler. Grrr.

I AM in conversation with the folks at EE trying to solve the problem though, I’m just not on my email as often as usual. There IS hope, loves.

Y’all, I’m sorry if I don’t seem more attentive to the problem of FJ’s slowness. Truth is, I’m visiting the Squeeze this weekend, and won’t be back until Thursday. Right now he’s at work and I’m in the basement, but I have limited connectivity and time to fix the problem. Not that I know what it is.

Hey MD, so is this geeky guy?

Nah, and this guy deleted his ad.  Sadness.  Although there is also a 28 year old virgin posting in Casual Encounters.  Now that could be just like senior year, except for funner.

A note on the Rabbit(tm): Most of them are made of porous jelly material, so it’s not a good idea to share them or use them in more than one, ah, entrance, if you will, at least not without using a rubber. 

/The More You Know (about a stranger’s vagina and the things that go in it!)

FireFox 2.0.0.4 here also.

I was filling out a form with help a week or two ago, and “hair color” came up: the guy looked at me and asked “So, what is it, grey?”—thanks form filling guy, that cheered me right up…

You are correct, sir!

That’s 2.0.0.4 right?

I’m using the most current version of FireFox.

Thanks all for the problem reports: one thing that might be useful (more for background info) - what OS and Browser / Browser version are you on?

To my uneducated eye, it looks as though we may have more entries in the cooler than the database was sized for, so each commit is taking far longer than it should. I could go back and delete a few hundred comments and see if that helps, but:

1/ we’d lose those contents (yeah, I would try to back-up the data to my system first, but see point 3).

2/ even with comments deleted and space freed up, the database may need to be told to rebuild itself (or re-optimize itself, or something like that).

3/ I really don’t know much of what I’m doing, so unless/until this becomes critical can we live with hitting submit, wait a second, hit submit again?

Thanks all.

Hey MD, so is this geeky guy? If so, how did y’all snare him? In fact, if it’s not him, tell us more anyway. Better stock up on batteries for the rabbit either way… “It was a beautiful day in Headtotoe, and Mr. Bunny was hopping happily in the long brown grass when suddenly it started to rain. ‘Oh my! What shall I do?’ thought Mr. Bunny. Then he spotted a tiny little rabbit hole in the valley below: he’d never explored here before, but he didn’t want to get wet, so...”

Low self esteem means he’s more likely to take it in the ass, right?

Depends what you have strapped on, Duchess (a.k.a. Miss Duke)

And it still does it.

Going back to the issues of performance,

The only thing I noticed was in the Cooler. The main page worked fine, including submissions and comments. Preview in the Cooler worked, but when I hit submit, my wheel spins endlessly.  Openiong a new tab, going to Fat Jerry, and then the Cooler, the comment would appear. Going back to the original tab, the wheel was still going around.

Ladies and gentle monkeys, I believe I have found my new beau:

Low self esteem means he’s more likely to take it in the ass, right? At least according to Spazmo’s Laws of Self Esteem Physics.

I only see it when submitting comments in any thread but not when submitting links. The comment goes through but the submit page just hangs up not loading to the new page with the new comment. If you can follow that…
Preview works fine

Going back to the issues of performance, if you can supply the following information it’d be helpful:

1/ When FJ appears to “pause” is it only when you submit a comment / cooler entry / link or do you see the problem even moving between the pages?

2/ When you are having these issues, do any other applications also have the problem (e.g. submitting a form, sending a gMail message)?

Thanks all!

Hmm, we should add that to Wikipedia Goatboy: best breakdown I’ve heard.

Tell us about the trip when you feel like it: good to know you (and everyone else) is alive.

I made it back home, leaving zero corpses 850 miles behind me (speaking volumes about my self restraint).

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A Nerd has a subject, an academic pursuit.
A Geek has a store (comics, gaming, video game, etc.)
A Dork has dice of many shapes. And a bag to put them in.
A Dweeb is more socially inept than (and usually dumber than) the Nerd.
A Spaz thinks he’s a vampire or a werewolf or a dragon; picks and eats boogers; smells like Frito pie; writes fanfic.

Perhaps I have given this too much thought over the years.

/dorky geek
//too dilettante to make a proper nerd

As always, then we have to dress down a little before we play Spin-the-Bottle-Family-Style…

Where is everyone today? Church, no doubt.

Eye realy should lean two speel…

through

Submitting comment is still slow but once you hit submit it goes throw it’s just you idle on the submit page sometimes timing out. I just click on the FJ logo and go to the home page scroll down to the recent comments and my post will be there.

Todays Fat Jerry’s photo at first I thought someone was sitting on his shoulder.

Not that I’ve heard anything yet. Grrr.

Well, we’re all working to fix the issues, so don’t b concerned that your gripes have gone unnoticed. Please bear with us and abnormal service will be resumed as soon as we can.