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Posted by Lady Penelope
03/10
07:32 AM

Dimmer, sorry to hear you were in the hangar again, but I’m glad to see you back. Hang in there.

Cool shoes, Tap.

Sorry I was not around yesterday, I was unexpectedly invited to a Food Network event by a close friend who works there. If you have ever seen one of those shows where they have a food competition and a bunch of guests milling around tasting the food and you’ve wondered what it’s like to be at one of those? Well, it takes about four or five hours, and precious little of that time is spent eating.

That said, the day was AWESOME, because I got to see one of my best friends in action, and we went to a great dinner that night at an upscale Afghani restaurant. Yum yum. Sooooo delicious. And such good company.

Still no word about job.



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Posted by dimmer
03/09
11:37 PM

Well, I survived seizure #29. Woo hoo. Seems like a ten day hospital stay is becoming my annual holidaze.

Great to be back, great to see y’all again.



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03/09
06:59 PM



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Posted by
03/09
05:52 PM

The image below is from blackandwtf which I believe we’ve linked to before.  Tumblr mosaic viewer is the best way to view said vintage B&W&WTF photos

http://tmv.proto.jp/#id=blackandwtf



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Posted by
03/09
05:47 PM

This just in:



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Posted by
03/09
05:44 PM

Tapestry of Passion, you submitted a link called, “here’s an add to add to your things to not do while driving list.” or some such.

Please resubmit, because I’m curious as to what the add is. I MUST KNOW.

This has been resubmitted. In fact this was submitted expressly with you in mind LP because:

1. You will be returning to work soon and may be operating a motor vehicle to commute to and fro;

2. I’m sure you always take care to look your best for your beloved Spaz ‘Mo;

3. You lived for some time in the State of Florida and therefore may be inflicted with the peculiarities of the Floridian.



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Posted by gloveshot
03/08
08:03 PM

Gloveshot knows that he submits links which sometimes have short lifespans. He also knows that sometimes his submitted links (or headlines) are way beyond good taste. Gloveshot understands.

(But he sometimes wonders if other Jerries are as left field as he is.)



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Posted by Lady Penelope
03/08
04:38 PM

Beautiful day today. Ran 6 or 7 miles, 2 at the gym, the rest outside in the sun. The snow is just about melted. The lake, which once was heavy and sluggish and still, now has a quickness to it. It could be my imagination, but I think this pleases the ducks.

But I am still waiting. Everytime the phone rings, my heart stops. Or races. Or both. Hard to be sure. I turn off the television/music/whatever’s playing, and then dejectedly realize, it’s not them.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
03/08
02:59 PM

By bowl of cereal, I mean with milk.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
03/08
02:59 PM

I saw somebody eating a bowl of cereal once. Also, reading a magazine. Like the New Yorker or something.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
03/08
02:58 PM

When people mess up submitted links, I rarely address it, because it could take up all my time doing that. Usually I just leave them closed.

But.

Tapestry of Passion, you submitted a link called, “here’s an add to add to your things to not do while driving list.” or some such.

Please resubmit, because I’m curious as to what the add is. I MUST KNOW.



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Posted by gloveshot
03/08
08:44 AM

I’ve probably hit about 30 random tracks, and all of them have been unique and quite amazing. I’m sure there are some tracks that may not be my exact cup of tea, but that is true in any form. I would suggest just picking at random, and if you like it put it into a playlist. If you think it sucks donkey balls, just delete it.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
03/07
04:33 PM

GS, I like that you’re a hunter of new music. I try to be the same, but even without a job, I occasionally get lazy, so I had not found the SXSW link yet. Thank you for posting. I will also explore.

Any good finds?

Lately, I’ve been listening to a band called Arms and Sleepers a lot. It is mostly dreamy mood music, probably not for everybody, and the reason I have been playing it so much is that it puts me in the mood to write. Working on Novel #2.



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Posted by gloveshot
03/07
09:23 AM

I spent last evening capturing some of the music from SXSW 2010. It is free and legally available but does require a bit torrent client. I only did “Part 1” last night. When I get done sorting that out, I’ll probably try the other one.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
03/05
04:48 PM

Still waiting. Looks like I won’t find out till next week. Or I didn’t get it. Gulp.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
03/04
05:15 PM

No, no. I’m waiting for a phone call to find out if I got my dream job.



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Posted by gloveshot
03/04
04:16 PM
Still my heart is racing. Not from running, either.

Is someone dressed in lame/spandex again?



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Posted by Lady Penelope
03/04
02:07 PM

Ran 6 or 7 miles or so. Still my heart is racing. Not from running, either.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
03/04
08:59 AM

Trying to keep my mind off things, to keep positive and not get my hopes up at the same time. An impossible task, to be sure.



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Posted by gloveshot
03/04
08:29 AM

Pretty impressive. I do wonder how any take they had to do to get it right.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
03/04
08:03 AM

Very cool!



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Posted by
03/03
07:40 PM

OK Go’s video for ‘This Too Shall Pass’ featuring awesome Rube Goldberg Machine goodness:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qybUFnY7Y8w



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Posted by
03/03
03:13 PM

Submitted without comment:

AXE COP!!!!!



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Posted by Lady Penelope
03/02
03:54 PM

Thank you. I do too, for a number of reasons. The job sounds really interesting. The manager seems just incredibly smart, warm, and likable. The office is awesome. The commute is doable. Great benefits. It’s a challenge, yet it’s something I can handle. It all seems to fall into place. It’s hard not to dream.



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Posted by gloveshot
03/02
03:41 PM

I will be able to adjust.

BTW, I hope the Gods of the Workaday World are smiling upon you.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
03/02
10:36 AM

Congrats on the weight loss, GS!

Agriope, that was Spazmo. He never. stops. farting. Seriously.

Just so y’all know, if I get this job, I will not be around during the day. At all.  Except maybe during lunch by phone in a cafe, which means I can only make comments, not update the site. I’ll post links either in the morning or at night, set to go off periodically while I’m away. If you submit a link, you’ll have to wait until I return home at night to open it. I apologize for that, but that’s the way things will be. Okay, buckaroos?

DImmer, I hear your complaint, but for now, things remain as they are.



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Posted by gloveshot
03/01
06:33 PM

Well that didn’t match the preview. Go to :
http://www.clutchtees.com/image.php?id=16170&type=P



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Posted by gloveshot
03/01
06:32 PM

&type



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Posted by gloveshot
03/01
06:29 PM
Crossing my fingers.

Much better than crossing your legs.



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Posted by gloveshot
03/01
06:27 PM

Had the yearly today. I’ve lost 27 lbs over the last year. Yay! Knee pain is age related arthritis, magnified by auto, bicycle, motorcycle, horseback riding accidents, etc. Boo! In the lab, the prospector hit the motherload vein on the first try, have to wait 7-10 days for results (lab work done in accordance with previous University of Minnesota agreement).



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Posted by Lady Penelope
03/01
06:19 PM

Sorry, I have been super busy visiting museums/preparing for job interview/going to job interview. Crossing my fingers.



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Posted by Agriope
03/01
05:38 PM

Who farted?



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Posted by dimmer
03/01
05:14 PM

It’s been a while since I was a Cooler Killer!



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Posted by dimmer
02/26
11:49 PM

We could have gone without interruption if one of the founders who resigned in a fit of pique had had his pleas for reconciliation heard…

(I love using two words after another—you knew that, right?)



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Posted by Lady Penelope
02/26
09:26 AM

Thank you, GS, for the lovely poem. Links resume today, as promised.



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Posted by gloveshot
02/25
05:47 PM

And since the Good Lady is busy, I will share pictures of my relatives.

(Actually I found this at Look at This



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Posted by gloveshot
02/25
05:35 PM

May good fortune accompany you throughout your quest.
As an admin, you’re the Fat Jerry best.
With blizzards and job search and jackassholes like me,
You sometimes deserve an afternoon free.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
02/25
08:56 AM

Folks, the job search is picking up, so forgive me if I take a day off and don’t open any links today. I love you all dearly. I’ll try to open some extra on the weekend. If I get time later, I’ll try to get to it then.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
02/25
07:50 AM

Dimmer, nice to see your smiling face.



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Posted by GoatBoy
02/25
12:15 AM



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Posted by dimmer
02/24
08:30 PM

and yes I do get my hair cut that way, thank you.



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Posted by dimmer
02/24
08:27 PM

If you have an iPhone/iPod Touch get ToonPAINT: it’s a very, very cool little app (and cheap too!)—this is Dimmer as done in ToonPAINT, just as a raw import.



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Posted by dimmer
02/24
07:52 PM

We had fucking rain yesterday, but today it was sunny with just a few clouds. You gotta love NorCal!

(Come for the weather, stay for the Kush. Wait, did I say that already?)



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Posted by gloveshot
02/24
06:24 PM

Damn, we are in the midst of a cold snap. Temps are dipping below zero again, but it should be gone by the weekend. Hurry spring.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
02/24
05:13 PM

Okay, I hung in there, and now I have one upcoming interview and another recruiter trying to get me an interview locally. Feeling better.



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Posted by Lady Penelope
02/24
09:05 AM

Thanks. Will do.



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Posted by GoatBoy
02/23
04:28 PM

Hang in there, Lady P.



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Posted by gloveshot
02/22
04:04 PM

I think that reality is starting to kick Washington in the ass: If working class people are not working, they are not contributing tho the pocketbooks of the wealthy and those who are powerful. Just as soon as all the adjustments are made in the credit industry to make sure your toils are ever more fruitless to yourself, there will be jobs aplenty.

(This is not a political statement, just the rant of a disillusioned old man.)



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Posted by Lady Penelope
02/22
12:24 PM

God dammit, I am sick of all the false alarms with these jobs. False hopes, etc. Maybe it keeps me going, I don’t know. But I’m so depressed about not finding anything right about now, .... ugh.



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Posted by gloveshot
02/22
08:33 AM

My local Denny’s serves eggs 24/7 for those who want.



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