Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooh.
Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.

Lady P, feel free to oooh and ahhh now.

Also, yes, I am flipping you off in that picture.

If you look carefully, you can see I only need one finger.

Unlike some people.

Ha… beat this

bows

Very nice. Thank you. Bravo! *applause*

Executes stunning triple backflip jacknife, landing squarely on feet

Ha!

Yeah, I just bought a bunch of shirts that followed the same rule. Really annoying.

I’m bored. Somebody do something.

PSA: Never buy a pair of jeans without trying them on first, even if you’ve been buying that size at that store for years.  This vanity sizing is out of control.  These jeans are a size smaller than I normall wear and they are literally falling off my ass.  I’m not bragging or anything, said ass is still huge, but I feel like a total douche walking around yanking my pants up every second.

The Gap can suck my left one.

Well I’m just glad to see links open. Thanks to both of you.

Yeah, I took upon the link opening duties for the day and what can I say—I’m a link slut. Just as some people do with the idiom “Less is more” I prefer the more rational “More is more.” idea.

I’m lousy at playing “find the image” though. Someone with some actual talent at matching pix with personalities give it a try.

Kinda pretty

I can’t read all that. We just lost a third of our staff and we’re acutally nicely busy now. And starting tomorrow, I start at 6:30 instead of 4 am which means that I no longer have two mostly uninterrupted hours to get administrative stuff done.

Spaz looks a bit like my ex-boss.

Was someone complaining about the number of links yesterday? Have they seen the number of links for today PLUS all the new ones that have been opened under yesterday’s date? :-p

My avatar is horrible I need to change it any suggestions?

Bla ha ha!

Well you’ve been crying for some time now.

I thought she was “Mining for gold”...

Damn, I meant to say “made a final big push and shat out” not the more tepid “released”. I apologize for the error.

woo hoo after only half a decade of letting it sit and bit rot, Adobe have released FrameMaker 8.0. The InDesign team must be moaning into their muffins.

Spazmo’s going to have a huge head.

mustn’t...make...head...joke...mustn’t...make… head...joke…

Thanks y’all. Spazmo’s going to have a huge head.

I’m sooo damn jealous of that damn Lady P that damn lucky chick. 

Good damn luck to the two of you.

My sentiments ‘zacktly, Coco.  But if we’ve got to lose, it’s best to lose to the best, no?

I know a guy in Boston who likes to lock girls up in closets, though, if that’s what you’re into.

Hey Stubby. How goes it?

"Hope” is a good name that any female type cat would be proud to answer to.
I think she’s Hope.

Anyway anyway, thanks for the suggestion to call Bob’s girlfriend Carol. 

It would be all good apart from the fact that one of my ex-worst-best-friend’s name is Carol and if I called kitty Carol I would then have to staple gun her little paws to the wall, skin her and then do really bad things to her dead body, including taking good handbags away and telling her that her weave was like, shit.

I miss a certain assorted Spazmo

I’m sooo damn jealous of that damn Lady P that damn lucky chick. 

Good damn luck to the two of you.

That’s an actual ad, by the way. It was sent to me by my friend B.

Or you can post/respond to a super sarcastic and vaguely pornographic Casual Encounters post.

Done and done.

Say something interesting Tap.  Keep me entertained.

Well you’ve been crying for some time now.

I don’t get it?

Cheer up MD! Here’s a new avatar for you

*smash*

That’s hilar--I mean, that’s just terrible, Dimmer. Shame on you.

Why I oughtta ... where are my vases when I need them? Vases! Vases now!

I’m sure, on the other hand, that Donna is quite aware of the scent of a new pussy.

[me-ow baby!]

The real question is, do Esme and Donna get along?

So far they are only vaguely aware of the other’s existence, you know, through scent I imagine. I’m not sure if Esme can tell i was petting another cat when I come home, but I imagine she can.

Wow, we’ve got like a zillion links up today! Where the fuck is our quality control!!!!!

Chief Justice John Roberts has been taken to a hospital as a precaution after a fall, the Supreme Court says.

Why the heck they told me that, I don’t know.

Pete Doherty will provide the entertainment.

That’ll be a first for him…

I’m sure you’ve all read this.  Nothing really new here, but I wrote a short story about twenty years ago with the exact same premise, which gives me the willies.

Jesus/Stolen Painkiller them, actually.

Pete Doherty will provide the entertainment.

Or you can post/respond to a super sarcastic and vaguely pornographic Casual Encounters post.

I’m going to ignore this.

The real question is, do Esme and Donna get along? 

Fuck. Just as I’m breaking up, everyone else is hooking up.

You can always come over for a spanking, sweets.

So, anyone catch the Simpsons movie over the weekend? Opinions? Spoliers? Who gets killed?

Not yet. I did see Rescue Dawn, though, which is great.

When is the wedding and will it be a Fat Jerry theme?

I’m going to ignore this.